
Who watched the People's Court today? Judge Milian gave her best line EVER. It was so great I had to rewind and watch it over and over. There was a plaintiff who was suing because the landlord allegedly stole the plaintiff's stuff. (Trying to keep all my pronouns straight!) Well, the plaintiff's story was a little suspicious to begin with, but she presented the judge with a list of all the items stolen from her apartment. Judge Milian started reading off this list, silverware $30, 30 pairs of jeans $1,000, 11 pairs of sneakers $800. Then after reading a few more things, including a Victoria's Secret bra at $90, Judge Milian delivered the PUNCH!!!! LOVE IT! She said, "Watching you perjure yourself, PRICELESS!" And then she gave that smile, that knowing smile only Judge Marilyn Milian can give. Oh, it was great!!! I love that show! Can I capitalize or add an exclamation mark to anything else!!!!
3 comments:
you are hilarious. guess i'm going to have to start checking out the people's court!!!! (the extra punctuation was for your benefit :)
I love Judge Milan! "Put a fork in me, I'm done!"
Funny! You do know her!
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